1. Always be looking (notice the ground beneath your feet.
Hey, if I wanted to go into medicine, I would study doctory. As it is, I want to go into drunkness, so I will study beer.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Who discovered that you could get milk from cows, and what the HELL did he think he was doing at the time?
Eskimo’s have 49 words in their language to define snow because they have so much of it. In the English language, there are more then 50 ways to define a moron…