Why is ‘bra’ singular and ‘panties’ plural?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough money?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?