Simple Truths

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Lovers help each other undress before sex.

However, after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, “Congrats”.

But, none of them come and touch the man’s d**k and say, “Good job”.

Moral of the story: “Hard work is never appreciated.” 

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