They were the largest pumpkins I ever saw.
Actually, that’s my favorite joke. A guy drives all day through Texas and he’s starving. So he goes into this giant restaurant, where they sit him at a long table and sell him a huge steak and a beer in a glass so tall it’s hard to tip. And having finished, he asks the waiter where the restroom is. “Up the stairs on the right.” But the patron makes a mistake and takes the door on the left. Thirty seconds later, a guy comes out and says “There’s a maniac thrashing around in the swimming pool yelling DON’T FLUSH IT, DON’T FLUSH IT!”
Yes, everything’s big in Texas.
Especially the supermarket.